Such pro ms paint skills

I don't even know where to post this, but anyways, I went to this BC accordion orchestra and I was really bored 'cause I always need to do something (Thank you technology for inducing ADD in all of our children) And then these two tango people came and everything became far more interesting when I imagined the short cuban as Ellis and the tall euro woman with a red frilly dress as Nick.
Obviously these aren't them, but the pose was hot so why not.
Obvious MS paint is obvious.
I need a life orz